hey kids, if someone’s pressuring you to drink alcohol or smoke weed, they’re not cool, they’re fuckin rad as hell and you should definitely do it
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hey kids, if someone’s pressuring you to drink alcohol or smoke weed, they’re not cool, they’re fuckin rad as hell and you should definitely do it
(Source: doglets)
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends
and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit
and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon
BRONEYMOON
almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game
oooooooowweeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mike Tyson displaying some of the best head movement ever seen in professional boxing.Mothafuckin’ mike tyson.
respect
my god
Shit, I’d cut off my tits if I was told they were probably gonna kill me.
I’ll cut off anybody’s tits if you said they were gonna kill me.
I’ll cut off your grandma’s titties, I don’t even give a fuck.
slow down there cat
maybe you should
calm your tits
B)
motherfucker u wanna go